is that when they aren't drunk,
they're sober"
-Yeats
"There's no absolutes in life
-only Vodka"
-Mick Jaggar
"Once during the Prohibition,
I was forced to live for days
on nothing but food and water."
-W.C. Fields
"One tequila, two tequila
three tequila, floor"
-George Carlin
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