Not a nice kitty lately!

This is me last night!

When I was in my early 20s, I quit a lot of my jobs. Every single time I quit, I would get my period a day or two after so I am more than aware than PMS is real.

Poor Jack, I am not myself lately, every little thing upsets me to no end. I got very upset last night. I did try to explain I needed to be left alone and that I was tired with Aunt Flo on the way. I become very withdrawn, moody and do not

like to be TOUCHED! He tried to make things better but it backfired on him. I'm hoping he will read up on how PMS affects women. Some more than other and I happen to be one who loses her mind! Bleah!

So for fun I found these items below;

PMS Guide For Men

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome (totally me!)

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect