Thursday, May 04, 2006

Get a grip!

Yesterday I came home to find some of my things crammed together in the foyer area of the apartment. Shortly afterwards I recieved this from ASswipe!

J...
>
>Best check yourself. Your true nature is showing again.
>
>Apparently you need to be reminded--again--that my home

[HE RENTS and OWES over $3500 in back rent!!!] is not a

>place where you can just decide to have anything you want your
>way. I thought you'd finally grasped that--but you seem to have
>forgotten.
>
>This is not a discussion.
>
>Point --> The cat basket is where I have put it in the kitchen
>because I've decided that that's where it should be. Nobody gave
>you a vote in the matter--let alone veto power. I have perfectly
>good reasons for this which I feel no particular need to
>explain to you. If you need to get into the bottom drawer of the
>rolling shelves, simply move the basket aside and then put it
>back where it belongs.

[Yeah if me and my other roommate keep tripping over it, then move the friggin thing out of the walk way]
>
>Point --> You have your own refrigerator (which every day 24/7
>draws as much energy as an air conditioner). You can use it to
>make your own ice, since you have proven utterly unwilling to (or
>perhaps simply incapable of) mastering the intricate technology
>of the ice bucket, despite numerous entreaties. The ice in
>my freezer is now off limits to you for the rest of your stay
>here.

[I will not use your disgusting "ice bucket" because you take it back and forth to your room and there's always cat hair, dog hair inside. DISGUSTING like you!]

>
>Point --> You had no right or authority whatsoever to promise any
>of the kittens to anybody. I didn't want to embarrass you in
>front of your boss, but when the time comes, I'll be making those
>decisions. I will remember his interest, tho (as I would anyone
>else). Give me his number and I'll call him around the end of the
>month. But he needs to know that *I* haven't made any commitments
>regarding any of them yet, and that *you* overstepped your bounds
>if you made him any promises. You can explain that to him
>yourself.

[Uh excuse me, you asked me to help find them homes!]

>
>Point --> Get your shoes and costumes and all that stuff out of
>the front room. (Or I will.) You can begin taking up space in
>there again when you have packed and sealed moving boxes to
>stack. Until then, keep your personal stuff in your own room.

>[Excuse me fookwad, they are in a box and out of the way, I am packing so CHILL]

>Finally ---> I remind you that part of the arbitrated agreement
>between us was that you remain civil and at least assume a facade
>of respect in your dealings with me. This means behavior as well
>as language. [Again, I don't even speak to you or deal with you, what the hell are you talking about or did you forget your meds again and your voices are conspiring....]
>
>~~AssWipe


Here's my reply

[To Asswipe]
Thank you for your thoughts. Ill be out the 31st so only 28 days to go. In another week or two, I will begin packing, do not bug me about it, you have 1/2 and more of the apt, chill (remember you signed the agreement NOT to bug me about packing etc etc!)
Pls do not email me again. There's nothing left to say.
Jenny
Ps My bosses nbr is XXX XXX XXXX if you want to spite the kittens from a good home based on your own immaturity, that's unfair to the kittens, believe me you couldn't embarrass me more than you already do!


What NERVE of him. I cannot get away from him fast enough! I was in such a good mood till I got this last night. Totally unnecessary and bogus! he cannot just leave me ALONE like I've asked him to!

I am working an event today at the President's house, 2 hrs of drivel but the pay is sooo good I cannot pass it up, it equals 5 normal hours of pay!

Got a nice email and pixs from Ronnie, she seems well. I cannot wait to visit her later this summer. I also want to camp too. I wish I could go right now with Knob and King, they're a blast to travel with. One advice, don't let Knob sleep in the middle, the poor thing arms and legs go every which way, so sometimes a smack in the face or a kick in the ass *mwah* I wuv ya so I don't mind!

I am also excited to visit the folks in another week or two. I want to do some clothe shopping and get a new ear mold made since all the hearies complain about the whistling it makes a lot. I just hope I can go out of town and not worry about the asswipe touching my things?! Ech, Erfo will gaurd my stuff and take care of Tom!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a fuckin' asshole your roommate is!! After reading that letter you got from the asswipe... it made me feel like coming down and kicking his ass!!

26 more days to go!! yahoo!! Then you will have a better roommate as I heard Ricky is going to roomie up with you again.

Sharpe

deafeningchameleon said...

Hey Sharpe
:)
well if thats true he better let me know. I would love to roomie with him again!
So...when you gonna start a blog?
j

Anonymous said...

JP... I have had some people asking me the same question and my answer remained the same... No thanks!! I don't want to share my opinions and thoughts to the rest of the world. I'm very selective with who I will share my opinions and thoughts with. It's more special that way.. more of one on one conversations.

And I dont want to turn into Ricky because I can be blunt with my thoughts and opinions and cause many converstional conversations. ha But I do enjoy reading Ricky's blog anyway.

Sharpe

deafeningchameleon said...

Hey Sharpe
thats cool :) By the way I don't go by JP anymore, now I go by my name fingerspelled.
I understand about being private. I did this blog to share my thoughts about film making and being a deafie. I don't use my real name on this blog and only friends know my true identity such as yourself.
-j

Anonymous said...

Alright.. I'll just call you by your first letter J in your blog. I dont use people's first name on blog unless I see them use it first.

I chose to use my last name because how many people do you know have the same last name as me? And my first name is sooo common. I do love my last name.. sound cool and powerful!

Sharpe

Anonymous said...

wow just wow...

i hope one of these days he gets a 3-week starved sewer rat shoved up his ass and left to die screaming like the little bitch he seems to be. Cant wait til you get outta there jenny...

Anonymous said...

that was me pate btw, i fucked up ^^